sheff2van : sheffield -> vancouver

We've got George Bush in the country today.

As in nearly every other country in the world, polls showed most Canadians would have preferred Kerry as the President. So I guess he wanted someone to call on to show off the new Sherrif's badge he's gotten. He's also got a new missile defence system to flog, but Canadians think that if anybody ever invades they'll come from the south.

Following the recent US election there's been talk in the media about American deciding to move up't north, looking for a Canadian Alternative or Canadians offering to Marry an American.

Or Canada just spreading south...

And off the map, don't forget Tropical Canada where Hawaii is now.